Some Funny Email Attachments I got during this Week. Enjoy !
Cat Jumps at Dog - FAIL
One does not simply FLY into Europe
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iPhone vs Android Poster – iPhone has No Flash!Have you ever just wanted to know what the best jokes in the world were? Well you can read the top 100 on a great website. An example and the link is given below. #10. Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guys drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on. The second guys says, “What are you doing? Sneakers won’t help you outrun that bear.” “I don’t need to outrun the bear,” the first guy says. “I just need to outrun you.” If you are looking for the worlds funniest jokes ever – then check out http://www.bluedonut.com/jokes.htm, an excellent website with some really funny jokes. This was an actual newspaper headline. Here are a few bad puns / sayings. I keep getting splinters – Hopefully I won’t get any more … touch wood! My Parents made lots of sacrifices when I was younger … they wre druids Don’t ring the Swine Flu Hotline … all I got was crackling. The latest upload of the jokes section can be found here. The latest jokes are … Funny Answering Machine Messages The Complete dictionary of Cork-speak and Dialect 13 things to hate about people 50 Pick Up Lines & Chat Up Lines The Accountant and the interview The world according to Ali G – Ali G Quotes Bart Simpsons Top 30 Blackboard Entries Bumper Stickers – Funny Bumper Stickers from Around the World Just added a load of old pages back on the site – pages from the old http://laughs.shanemcdonald.com site which was somehow hacked in October 2008. Anyway, I have removed all the content which was injected into the site and re-uploaded all the content. I will provide a link back to these pages once they have been tested – link should be on-line in the next 2 days… Don’t forgot there are loads of Ali-G Quotes at New pages coming to the site in the next few days. My friend was suicidal and was very sad and depressed. So I pushed him infront of a steam train He was Chuffed to Death! Walking through a cemetery I saw a man behind a tombstone. “Morning”, I said. “No – Just talking a Dump” – he replied ! |
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