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Here are a few bad puns / sayings. I keep getting splinters - Hopefully I won’t get any more … touch wood! My Parents made lots of sacrifices when I was younger … they wre druids Don’t ring the Swine Flu Hotline … all I got was crackling. The latest upload of the jokes section can be found here. The latest jokes are … Funny Answering Machine Messages The Complete dictionary of Cork-speak and Dialect 13 things to hate about people 50 Pick Up Lines & Chat Up Lines The Accountant and the interview The world according to Ali G - Ali G Quotes Bart Simpsons Top 30 Blackboard Entries Bumper Stickers - Funny Bumper Stickers from Around the World Just added a load of old pages back on the site - pages from the old http://laughs.shanemcdonald.com site which was somehow hacked in October 2008. Anyway, I have removed all the content which was injected into the site and re-uploaded all the content. I will provide a link back to these pages once they have been tested - link should be on-line in the next 2 days… Don’t forgot there are loads of Ali-G Quotes at New pages coming to the site in the next few days. My friend was suicidal and was very sad and depressed. So I pushed him infront of a steam train He was Chuffed to Death! Walking through a cemetery I saw a man behind a tombstone. “Morning”, I said. “No - Just talking a Dump” - he replied ! Need some help with the Ladies, here are some great chat up lines… Try these… Are you accepting applications for your fan club? Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? or Get your coat love, you’ve pulled. Don’t know if you have seen this but Aleksandr the Meerkat has his own website at http://www.comparethemeerkat.com/ Recently many people make look foolishby searching for cheap car insurance on his website. Meerkat - Market, even mongoose can tell difference! If you don’t know what I am talking about visit his site or review hte videos! Look out for the bloopers reel. Some of the new links added to the site include 30 things to make you smile. Some of my Favourites are … - I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. - Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - I’m not a complete idiot - Some parts are missing. - God must love stupid people; He made so many. - A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory. - I smile because I don’t know what the hell is going on. Want More …. Click Here http://www.shanemcdonald.com/laughs/l-30-things-make-you-smile.html As predicted there were some big news stories which were actually April Fools Day Concorde to Hit the Skies again This news story is covered on the BBC Website , when “France’s Museum of Air and Space has revealed that its announcement that Concorde was to return to the skies for a two-hour flight in June”. I also think that the “Baby Chicks do Basic Arithmetic” is also an April Fools Hoax Yahoo had the following news story on their front page Snail showers on the wayThe sunny weather is due to come to an end today as downpours of snails sucked up by freak winds in France fall across parts of Britain. » Where? Which was also a hoax ! In Ireland, the Irish Times has a story that “Electronic tagging for exiles of ‘high net worth’ proposed“, so that people who are tax exiles would be tagged (including people like U2). have a read of this story at http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/frontpage/2009/0401/1224243795000.html?via=mr One of the best ones in Ireland was thanks to bookmaker, Paddy Power. Add a comment if you have seen any other news stories … Happy Aprils Fools Day! |
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