Top 100 Jokes in the World … Ever

Have you ever just wanted to know what the best jokes in the world were? Well you can read the top 100 on a great website. An example and the link is given below.

#10. Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guys drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on. The second guys says, “What are you doing? Sneakers won’t help you outrun that bear.” “I don’t need to outrun the bear,” the first guy says. “I just need to outrun you.”

If you are looking for the worlds funniest jokes ever – then check out http://www.bluedonut.com/jokes.htm, an excellent website with some really funny jokes.

Include your Children when Baking Cookies

This was an actual newspaper headline.

Click here to read more…

Bad Puns / Sayings

Here are a few bad puns / sayings.

I keep getting splinters – Hopefully I won’t get any more … touch wood!

My Parents made lots of sacrifices when I was younger … they wre druids

Don’t ring the Swine Flu Hotline … all I got was crackling.
Don’t email them either … all I got was SPAM.

The A to B of Humour

The latest upload of the jokes section can be found here.

The latest jokes are …

Funny Answering Machine Messages

The Complete dictionary of Cork-speak and Dialect

13 things to hate about people

30 Things to Make you Smile :-)

50 Pick Up Lines & Chat Up Lines

The Accountant and the interview

Actual Newspaper Headlines

The world according to Ali G – Ali G Quotes

Facts about Americans and USA

Interesting Anagrams

Pub / Bar Phrase Book

Bart Simpsons Top 30 Blackboard Entries

Great Beer Quotes

The Blind Date

Blonde Jokes I

Blonde Jokes II

Blonde Jokes III

The Blondes Mailbox

Blonde Medical Terminology

Boyfriend Upgrade Problems

Bumper Stickers – Funny Bumper Stickers from Around the World

‘President’ Bush meets the Queen

Old Pages are Now Back

Just added a load of old pages back on the site – pages from the old http://laughs.shanemcdonald.com site which was somehow hacked in October 2008.  Anyway, I have removed all the content which was injected into the site and re-uploaded all the content.

I will provide a link back to these pages once they have been tested – link should be on-line in the next 2 days…

Remember Ali-G?

Don’t forgot there are loads of Ali-G Quotes at
http://www.shanemcdonald.com/laughs/l-Ali-G.html

New pages coming to the site in the next few days.

Quick Joke – Chuffed

My friend was suicidal and was very sad and depressed.

So I pushed him infront of a steam train

He was Chuffed to Death!

Quick Joke – Cemetery

Walking through a cemetery I saw a man behind a tombstone.

“Morning”, I said.

“No – Just talking a Dump” – he replied !

All those curves, and me with no brakes! Chat Up Lines…

Need some help with the Ladies, here are some great chat up lines…

Try these…

Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

or

Get your coat love, you’ve pulled.

Click Here to read more Chat up Lines…

One of the Best Promotional Campaigns ever!

Don’t know if you have seen this but Aleksandr the Meerkat has his own website at http://www.comparethemeerkat.com/

Recently many people make look foolishby searching for cheap car insurance on his website. Meerkat – Market, even mongoose can tell difference!

If you don’t know what I am talking about visit his site or review hte videos!  Look out for the bloopers reel.

Video : Compare the Market … oops , Meerkat