Shane McDonald.com » Classic Jokes http://shanemcdonald.com/funny Jokes, Fun Videos, Humour and much more... Mon, 26 Apr 2010 09:42:39 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Top 100 Jokes in the World … Ever http://shanemcdonald.com/funny/16112009/top-100-jokes-in-the-world-ever/ http://shanemcdonald.com/funny/16112009/top-100-jokes-in-the-world-ever/#comments Mon, 16 Nov 2009 14:57:59 +0000 admin http://shanemcdonald.com/funny/?p=60 Have you ever just wanted to know what the best jokes in the world were? Well you can read the top 100 on a great website. An example and the link is given below.

#10. Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guys drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on. The second guys says, “What are you doing? Sneakers won’t help you outrun that bear.” “I don’t need to outrun the bear,” the first guy says. “I just need to outrun you.”

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The latest jokes are …

Funny Answering Machine Messages

The Complete dictionary of Cork-speak and Dialect

13 things to hate about people

30 Things to Make you Smile :-)

50 Pick Up Lines & Chat Up Lines

The Accountant and the interview

Actual Newspaper Headlines

The world according to Ali G – Ali G Quotes

Facts about Americans and USA

Interesting Anagrams

Pub / Bar Phrase Book

Bart Simpsons Top 30 Blackboard Entries

Great Beer Quotes

The Blind Date

Blonde Jokes I

Blonde Jokes II

Blonde Jokes III

The Blondes Mailbox

Blonde Medical Terminology

Boyfriend Upgrade Problems

Bumper Stickers – Funny Bumper Stickers from Around the World

‘President’ Bush meets the Queen

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If you know their password this is fairly easy, some people leave it as 0000 or 1234 which is silly … too easy to login and change their details.

Anyway – Enjoy these Funny Answering Machine Messages

I have added some new links (from the old site) at http://shanemcdonald.com/funny/hidden-links/

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