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Here are a few bad puns / sayings. I keep getting splinters – Hopefully I won’t get any more … touch wood! My Parents made lots of sacrifices when I was younger … they wre druids Don’t ring the Swine Flu Hotline … all I got was crackling. Don’t email them either … all I [...]

My friend was suicidal and was very sad and depressed. So I pushed him infront of a steam train He was Chuffed to Death!

Walking through a cemetery I saw a man behind a tombstone. “Morning”, I said. “No – Just talking a Dump” – he replied !

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