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Bad Puns / Sayings

admin — Sat, 16 May 2009 16:29:36 +0000

Here are a few bad puns / sayings.

I keep getting splinters – Hopefully I won’t get any more … touch wood!

My Parents made lots of sacrifices when I was younger … they wre druids

Don’t ring the Swine Flu Hotline … all I got was crackling.
Don’t email them either … all I got was SPAM.

admin — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 00:40:11 +0000

My friend was suicidal and was very sad and depressed.

So I pushed him infront of a steam train

He was Chuffed to Death!

admin — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 13:45:17 +0000

Walking through a cemetery I saw a man behind a tombstone.

“Morning”, I said.

“No – Just talking a Dump” – he replied !

admin — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 14:58:05 +0000

Need some help with the Ladies, here are some great chat up lines…

Try these…

Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Get your coat love, you’ve pulled.