Shane McDonald.com http://shanemcdonald.com/funny Jokes, Fun Videos, Humour and much more... Mon, 26 Apr 2010 09:42:39 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Some Funny Email Attachments – April http://shanemcdonald.com/funny/26042010/some-funny-email-attachments-april/ http://shanemcdonald.com/funny/26042010/some-funny-email-attachments-april/#comments Mon, 26 Apr 2010 09:42:39 +0000 admin http://shanemcdonald.com/funny/?p=69 Some Funny Email Attachments I got during this Week.  Enjoy !

Cat Jumps at Dog - FAIL

Cat Jumps at Dog - FAIL

One does not simply FLY into Europe

One does not simply FLY into Europe

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iPhone vs Android Poster – iPhone has No Flash!

]]> http://shanemcdonald.com/funny/26042010/iphone-android-joke-poste-iphone-has-no-flash/feed/ 0 Top 100 Jokes in the World … Ever http://shanemcdonald.com/funny/16112009/top-100-jokes-in-the-world-ever/ http://shanemcdonald.com/funny/16112009/top-100-jokes-in-the-world-ever/#comments Mon, 16 Nov 2009 14:57:59 +0000 admin http://shanemcdonald.com/funny/?p=60 Have you ever just wanted to know what the best jokes in the world were? Well you can read the top 100 on a great website. An example and the link is given below.

#10. Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guys drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on. The second guys says, “What are you doing? Sneakers won’t help you outrun that bear.” “I don’t need to outrun the bear,” the first guy says. “I just need to outrun you.”

If you are looking for the worlds funniest jokes ever – then check out http://www.bluedonut.com/jokes.htm, an excellent website with some really funny jokes.

]]> http://shanemcdonald.com/funny/16112009/top-100-jokes-in-the-world-ever/feed/ 0 Include your Children when Baking Cookies http://shanemcdonald.com/funny/11112009/include-your-children-when-baking-cookies/ http://shanemcdonald.com/funny/11112009/include-your-children-when-baking-cookies/#comments Wed, 11 Nov 2009 22:33:34 +0000 admin http://shanemcdonald.com/funny/?p=58 This was an actual newspaper headline.

Click here to read more…

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I keep getting splinters – Hopefully I won’t get any more … touch wood!

My Parents made lots of sacrifices when I was younger … they wre druids

Don’t ring the Swine Flu Hotline … all I got was crackling.
Don’t email them either … all I got was SPAM.

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The latest jokes are …

Funny Answering Machine Messages

The Complete dictionary of Cork-speak and Dialect

13 things to hate about people

30 Things to Make you Smile :-)

50 Pick Up Lines & Chat Up Lines

The Accountant and the interview

Actual Newspaper Headlines

The world according to Ali G – Ali G Quotes

Facts about Americans and USA

Interesting Anagrams

Pub / Bar Phrase Book

Bart Simpsons Top 30 Blackboard Entries

Great Beer Quotes

The Blind Date

Blonde Jokes I

Blonde Jokes II

Blonde Jokes III

The Blondes Mailbox

Blonde Medical Terminology

Boyfriend Upgrade Problems

Bumper Stickers – Funny Bumper Stickers from Around the World

‘President’ Bush meets the Queen

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I will provide a link back to these pages once they have been tested – link should be on-line in the next 2 days…

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http://www.shanemcdonald.com/laughs/l-Ali-G.html

New pages coming to the site in the next few days.

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So I pushed him infront of a steam train

He was Chuffed to Death!

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“Morning”, I said.

“No – Just talking a Dump” – he replied !

]]> http://shanemcdonald.com/funny/26042009/quick-joke-cemetery/feed/ 0 All those curves, and me with no brakes! Chat Up Lines… http://shanemcdonald.com/funny/21042009/all-those-curves-and-me-with-no-brakes-chat-up-lines/ http://shanemcdonald.com/funny/21042009/all-those-curves-and-me-with-no-brakes-chat-up-lines/#comments Tue, 21 Apr 2009 14:58:05 +0000 admin http://shanemcdonald.com/funny/?p=39 Need some help with the Ladies, here are some great chat up lines…

Try these…

Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

or

Get your coat love, you’ve pulled.

Click Here to read more Chat up Lines…

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Recently many people make look foolishby searching for cheap car insurance on his website. Meerkat – Market, even mongoose can tell difference!

If you don’t know what I am talking about visit his site or review hte videos!  Look out for the bloopers reel.

Video : Compare the Market … oops , Meerkat

]]> http://shanemcdonald.com/funny/20042009/one-of-the-best-promotional-campaigns-ever/feed/ 0 What Makes you Smile? Here are some excuses… http://shanemcdonald.com/funny/14042009/what-makes-you-smile-here-are-some-excuses/ http://shanemcdonald.com/funny/14042009/what-makes-you-smile-here-are-some-excuses/#comments Tue, 14 Apr 2009 14:55:48 +0000 admin http://shanemcdonald.com/funny/?p=34 Some of the new links added to the site include 30 things to make you smile.

Some of my Favourites are …

- I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

- Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

- I’m not a complete idiot – Some parts are missing.

- God must love stupid people; He made so many.

- A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

-  I smile because I don’t know what the hell is going on.

Want More …. Click Here http://www.shanemcdonald.com/laughs/l-30-things-make-you-smile.html

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Concorde to Hit the Skies again

This news story is covered on the BBC Website , when “France’s Museum of Air and Space has revealed that its announcement that Concorde was to return to the skies for a two-hour flight in June”.
Visit http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7975877.stm for details

I also think that the “Baby Chicks do Basic Arithmetic” is also an April Fools Hoax
See http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7975260.stm

Yahoo had the following news story on their front page

Snail showers on the way

The sunny weather is due to come to an end today as downpours of snails sucked up by freak winds in France fall across parts of Britain. » Where?

Which was also a hoax !

In Ireland, the Irish Times has a story that “Electronic tagging for exiles of ‘high net worth’ proposed“, so that people who are tax exiles would be tagged (including people like U2). have a read of this story at http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/frontpage/2009/0401/1224243795000.html?via=mr

One of the best ones in Ireland was thanks to bookmaker, Paddy Power.
Ireland vs Wales Rugby game to be replayed – Details of how to return your winnings

http://blog.paddypower.com/blog/index.php/2009/03/31/wales-v-ireland-to-be-replayed/

Add a comment if you have seen any other news stories … Happy Aprils Fools Day!

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If you know their password this is fairly easy, some people leave it as 0000 or 1234 which is silly … too easy to login and change their details.

Anyway – Enjoy these Funny Answering Machine Messages

I have added some new links (from the old site) at http://shanemcdonald.com/funny/hidden-links/

]]> http://shanemcdonald.com/funny/30032009/funny-answering-machine-messages/feed/ 0 April Fools Day usually Hits the News http://shanemcdonald.com/funny/30032009/april-fools-day-usually-hits-the-news/ http://shanemcdonald.com/funny/30032009/april-fools-day-usually-hits-the-news/#comments Mon, 30 Mar 2009 09:08:57 +0000 admin http://shanemcdonald.com/funny/?p=21 Every April Fools Day, pranks are played and these hit the news. Even as far back as 1957 the BBC have played tricks on the unsuspecting public. Below are some great links to April Fools Day pranks which have ended up in the news.

BBC News – 1st April 2008

On this Day – BBC News

The Sun Newspaper, 31st March 2008

Lets see what hits the news in 2009 !

Maybe one of these fake / April Fools News Stories….

Recession Eased – Billions found under Bank CEO’s Mattress

Amazement as Ireland Win 12 – 0 against Italy last night.

Dustin the Turkey is the New Late Late Show Host

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Thanks to YouTube




Might be good for April Fools Day

]]> http://shanemcdonald.com/funny/26032009/top-6-pranks-played-on-the-public-video-clip/feed/ 0 Getting ready for April Fools Day – Great April Fools Pranks http://shanemcdonald.com/funny/23032009/getting-ready-for-april-fools-day/ http://shanemcdonald.com/funny/23032009/getting-ready-for-april-fools-day/#comments Mon, 23 Mar 2009 18:58:08 +0000 admin http://shanemcdonald.com/funny/?p=7 April Fools day is approaching and here are some great April Fools Day Pranks.

Here is a teaser

There are many types of Pranks played on April Fool’s Day ranging from the basic prank phonecall to more advanced pranks. Remember, if you are playing a prank on April 1st – once the prank has been delivered, to shout April Fool !!.

These are some pranks and jokes ideal for April Fools Day.

  1. Ring your friend before he / she goes to work and say ” I’m so sorry to hear you got fired ! ” – Act surprised they didn’t know yet.

  2. Wet a tissue with milk and run around holding the tissue to your eye pretending you stuck your pen in your eye, when somebody comes close, squeeze the tissue to make the Milk spurt out all over the place.

  3. Place Cling-film over the toilet seat – an old prank but a good one !

Visit the April Fools Day Pranks for more April Fools Day Fun.

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Updates to follow in the next few days – I have moved hosts!

I am in the process of updating this site to upload some of the content which once resided at shanemcdonald.com and shanemcdonald.com/laughs – the humour and jokes section.

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