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Top 100 Jokes in the World … Ever

admin — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 14:57:59 +0000

Have you ever just wanted to know what the best jokes in the world were? Well you can read the top 100 on a great website. An example and the link is given below.

#10. Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guys drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on. The second guys says, “What are you doing? Sneakers won’t help you outrun that bear.” “I don’t need to outrun the bear,” the first guy says. “I just need to outrun you.”

If you are looking for the worlds funniest jokes ever – then check out http://www.bluedonut.com/jokes.htm, an excellent website with some really funny jokes.

The A to B of Humour

admin — Wed, 06 May 2009 16:06:47 +0000

The latest upload of the jokes section can be found here.

The latest jokes are …

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Old Pages are Now Back

admin — Wed, 06 May 2009 15:35:43 +0000

Just added a load of old pages back on the site – pages from the old http://laughs.shanemcdonald.com site which was somehow hacked in October 2008. Anyway, I have removed all the content which was injected into the site and re-uploaded all the content.

I will provide a link back to these pages once they have been tested – link should be on-line in the next 2 days…