Shane McDonald.com » Splinters http://shanemcdonald.com/funny Jokes, Fun Videos, Humour and much more... Mon, 26 Apr 2010 09:42:39 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Bad Puns / Sayings http://shanemcdonald.com/funny/16052009/bad-puns-sayings/ http://shanemcdonald.com/funny/16052009/bad-puns-sayings/#comments Sat, 16 May 2009 16:29:36 +0000 admin http://shanemcdonald.com/funny/?p=54 Here are a few bad puns / sayings.

I keep getting splinters – Hopefully I won’t get any more … touch wood!

My Parents made lots of sacrifices when I was younger … they wre druids

Don’t ring the Swine Flu Hotline … all I got was crackling.
Don’t email them either … all I got was SPAM.

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