Bart Simpsons Top 30 Blackboard Entries

At the start of The Simpsons, Bart Simpson writes something on the blackboard. Below you can find a list of the Top 30 Things that Bart Simpson writes on the blackboard during detention.

1. The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with 'Hail Satan.'
2. I will not barf unless I'm sick.
3. Funny noises are not funny.
4. I will not conduct my own fire drills.
5. I will not fake seizures.
6. This punishment is not boring and pointless.
7. I will not prescribe medication.
8. I will not yell ' She's Dead ' at roll call.
9. Teacher is not a leper.
10. I will not teach others to fly.
11. A burp is not an answer.
12. I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.
13. High explosives and school don't mix.
14. I will not grease the monkey bars.
15. Organ transplants are best left to professionals.
16. My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man.
17. 'Bart Bucks' are not legal tender.
18. The Christmas Pageant does not stink.
19. I am not a dentist.
20. I did not see Elvis.
21. I will not aim for the head.
22. I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge.
23. I will not bury the new kid.
24. I will not bring sheep to class.
25. I will not eat things for money.
26. I will not waste chalk.
27. I will not call my teacher ' Hot Cakes.'
28. I will not belch the National Anthem.
29. They are laughing at me, not with me.
30. I will finish what I sta

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