Top 20 Things - If Women Ruled the World

1. Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity
   
2. Men would not be allowed to eat gas-producing foods within two hours of bedtime
   
3. All toilet seats would be nailed down
   
4. Men would pay as much attention to their woman as to their car
   
5. For basic training, soldiers would have to take care of a two-year old for six weeks
   
6. All men would be forced to spend one month in a PMS simulator
   
7. Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding rings in their pocket
   
8. TV news segments on sports would never run longer than 1 minute
   
9. A man would no longer be considered a "good catch" simply because he is breathing
   
10. Fewer women would be dieting because their ideal weight standard would increase by 30 pounds
    
11. "Ms" Magazine would have an annual swimsuit issue featuring scantily clad male models
    
12. Men would bring drinks, chips and dip to women watching soap operas
    
13. Men would have to get Playboy for the articles because there would be no pictures
    
14. Men would get reputations for sleeping around
    
15. Men would learn phrases like:
    "I'm sorry"
    "I love you"
    "You're beautiful"
    "Of course you don't look fat in that outfit"
    
16. Men would be judged entirely by their looks, women by their accomplishments
    
17. Men would sit around and wonder what WE are thinking
    
18. During mid-life crisis, men would get hot-flushes and women would date 19-year-olds
    
19. Overweight men would have their weight brought to their attention constantly
    
20. After a baby is born, men would take a six-week paternity leave to wait on their wives hand and foot

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