The Best / Worst Kids Jokes

What is a ghosts favourite ride?

A rollerghoster.

How do you put Pikachu into a Bus ?

Pokemon.

What is black and white and red all over?

A newspaper.

What did one traffic light say to the other?

Don't look I'm changing.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

What has loads of keys but can't open doors?

A piano.

What has four legs but cannot walk ?

A chair.

What's white on the outside and green on the inside and hops?

A frog sandwhich

How does a hunter like his eggs?

Poached.

Why is six afraid of seven?

Because seven eight nine.

How would you know the Kerryman on an oil rig ?

He would be the one throwing bread to the helicopters.

What did the Kerryman do when he tried to do Riverdance?

He drowned.

How do you confuse a Kerry man?

You put two shovels against the wall and you tell him to take his pick.

How do you get a Kerryman to burn his face?

'Phone him when he is doing the ironing.

What happened the Kerryman who was ironing the curtains?

He fell out the window.

Did you hear about the Kerrymans inventions ?

A waterproof tea-bag
Unsinkable Submarine
Helicopter Ejector Seats
Solar Powered Torch

What's yellow and sniffs?

A banana with the 'flu.

Why do the French like snails?

Because they don't like fast food.

Why don't Polar bears eat Penguins ?

They Can't get the wrappers off.

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