Your office will never be the same again when you impress your colleagues by using these humourous quotes and phrases to brighten up your day.
1. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view
2. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn
3. Ahhh....I see the f*ck-up fairy has visited us again........
4. I see you have set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public
5. Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject
6. You sound reasonable, time to up my medication
7. How about never? Is never good for you?
8. I'm not being rude, you're just insignificant
9. I don't work here. I'm a consultant
10. I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce
11. The fact that no-one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist
12. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid
