The Little Office Prayer

Is your work place getting you down ? Are you in need of something to get you to 5pm. Is your workplace Hell with Florecent lighting ? Then this little office prayer is for you !

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change

The courage to change the things I cannot accept

And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people

I had to kill today because they pissed me off

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today

As they may be connected to the arse that I might have to kiss tomorrow

Help me always to give 100% at work

(12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Fridays)

And help me to remember that

When I'm having a really bad day

And it seems that people are trying to piss me off

That it takes 42 muscles to frown

And only 4 to extend my fingers and tell them to f**k off

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