1) Arrange your desk twice a day by placing all the paperwork you have and sorting it. Make noise and get noticed
that you are working.
2) Open a large document, put your hands up to your head so nobody can see your eyes and go asleep. Don't make noise or it will be noticed that you are asleep.
3) Frequent the Coffee Machine every hour.
4) Frequent the Chocolate vending Machine every hour.
5) Frequent the Toilets as much as possible.
6) Print out documents and frequent the printer every hour.
7) Pretend to read the above documents as if you are interested in the content.
8) Browse the Net.
9) Check your E-mail and reply to any that you have every 5 minutes.
10) Type su on the Unix machine and try to guess the root password.
11) Make up some stupid 10 ten lists.
12) Distribute these to friends one at a time
13) Revise the above top ten lists or expand to a top 20 list.
14) Get more coffee to help you think.
15) Re-visit toilets due to excessive coffee consumption.
16) Put on your favourite CD so you can't hear other people working beside you.
17) Fix the height of your rotating chair.
18) Pretend to look for things in your drawer.
19) Visit the printer and pretend that there should be stuff there for you and shout "Blasted printer
!"
20) Deliberately break the system in work, so when asked you'll know how to fix it.
